all they want is a free ride
Momma fredz found my certificate from when I got slimed on Nickelodeon. My childhood was better than yours.

Momma fredz found my certificate from when I got slimed on Nickelodeon. My childhood was better than yours.

Not sure if it’s hormones or if it’s because it’s my birthday and the anniversary of my fathers death next week but every single little thing is bothering me today and I wish I had someone to talk to

mysticmoonhigh:

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

You clearly don’t own a cat

mysticmoonhigh:

rubee:

what the fuck how is he putting his arm through the cat and it doesn’t even care

You clearly don’t own a cat

Obsessed

Obsessed

Some men don’t notice their woman until other men do. Fucking shame.
Party on a Tuesday? Okay. (at WeWork Labs)

Party on a Tuesday? Okay. (at WeWork Labs)

missinglinc:

relationship status: slept with laundry I was too lazy to fold

Find someone who understands your silence.

Jenny Lewis - Late Bloomer
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jonaschristoffersen:

true
My boyfriend calls me fat :(
Anonymous

cocaineyeezy:

Call him single

kynen:

Bless whoever looked at a picture of two mountains and thought of this.

kynen:

Bless whoever looked at a picture of two mountains and thought of this.